last year my chemistry teacher dropped something and yelled “zoo wee mama” and i laughed so hard i passed out and i woke up in the nurses office
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2 people sitting in front me on the bus were talking about how rude it is when people eavsdrop on others conversations and I told them that I totally agree.
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i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life
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I would rather die of passion than of boredom.
The cutest noise in the world- a baby malamute howl
> I lost my manhood for 25 seconds xP
I AM GOING TO THROW UP
help it’s too cute
I made the same noises in response.
it’s sooo cute! w2b
BABYYYY <3
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| Period: | You want cookies |
| Period: | You want to fuck |
| Period: | You want to fuck while eating cookies. |
| Period: | Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we? |
| Period: | Kill them. |
| Period: | Kill them too. |
| Period: | Kill them and eat their cookies. |
| Period: | Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon. |
| Period: | HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU. |
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Never cut a tree down in the wintertime. Never make a negative decision in the low time. Never make your most important decisions when you are in your worst moods. Wait. Be patient. The storm will pass. The spring will come.