AKA performances that should have reaped Oscars.
last year my chemistry teacher dropped something and yelled “zoo wee mama” and i laughed so hard i passed out and i woke up in the nurses office
2 people sitting in front me on the bus were talking about how rude it is when people eavsdrop on others conversations and I told them that I totally agree.
i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life
I would rather die of passion than of boredom.
I made the same noises in response.
it’s sooo cute! w2b
|Period:||You want cookies|
|Period:||You want to fuck|
|Period:||You want to fuck while eating cookies.|
|Period:||Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?|
|Period:||Kill them too.|
|Period:||Kill them and eat their cookies.|
|Period:||Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.|
|Period:||HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.|
Never cut a tree down in the wintertime. Never make a negative decision in the low time. Never make your most important decisions when you are in your worst moods. Wait. Be patient. The storm will pass. The spring will come.